Change Your Life!

Hi there. Thanks for poppin' in, my little friend! I'm Jay McDaddy, but I don't mind if you can call me just "Daddy". In fact I prefer it. I've been macin' on girls for more than 2 months now and I've been very successful when it comes to scorin' with the hottest of the hottest! I've learned from weeks of experience what to do and what not to do, what to say and what not to say when pursuing that special girl or that little harlot you'd like to take home to bed for the night. I was once in the position you are now, my friend. I was scouring the internet for the answer to scoring with girls. I was dressed terribly, my haircut was fucked up and I literally couldn't go more than approximately 6 seconds on average without using bad language. Yeah, I too was gutter slime; the kind of guy even fat, ugly broads wouldn't be caught dead with on the piss stained mattress next to the dumpster in the alleyway behind the club. I'm sorry, but it's true. I'd know. I've recently scored with a fat, ugly chick (I was really drunk) and made it with 'er on a mattress in the alley. The bottom line is I scored even when I was stinking drunk, even if it wasn't with the ideal chick. In the old days I'd never have been that lucky!
I'll have plenty to share with you on the subject of hookin' up. Stop by when you feel you could use the advice if an experienced guy. The stories, insights and techniques I'll reveal here over the next few months will be priceless! I'm here to help!